Serial Chronocide

I'm a serial timekiller. I commit mass chronocide. I don't just kill time, I CULL time.

Monday, October 16, 2006

My brain is on fire...

I mean it.

(This section edited for stupidity)

Furthermore, I broke the laws of common sense yesterday, and actually made a Swift Kick in the Ass.

For those of you not "in the know", a Swift Kick in the Ass (henceforth shortened to Swift Kick), is made with the following:

-8 shots of espresso (short)
-chocolate syrup
-hot milk (2%)
-whipped cream
-cinnamon sprinkles

It was like drinking nitro. I drank it at 6 PM, and I couldn't sleep until 3 AM the next morning. And I have coffee resistance. It was nuts.

So, having field-tested this awesome brew, my only conclusion can be: no later than 4 PM. That way I still get to sleep.

Still. Geez.

It's the next day, and I'm trying to vent my nervous energy by painting tiny hyper-detailed models. Sounds dumb, doesn't it?

This is what happens when my brain catches fire. I can only hope this passes soon, because, well, enough is enough, I need to able to concentrate.

Oh well.

Peace out dudes and dudettes (not that anyone actually reads this).

1 Comments:

At 6:51 PM, Blogger The Singing Butler said...

I'm not sure if you're referencing the Be Your Own Pet lyric in that title, but if you are, I'll finish it off: "so piss right in my ear."

 

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